December 23, 2003 :: BECAUSE!

>> First of all, you should know better than to get your car fixed. Its like buying new white kicks. People go out of their way to taint the newness. It IS a conspiracy.

>> You only think of a million things to do when you are sick and can do nothing but think ot things to do. Thought you knew.

>> Your friends dont support you because arguing with you is a free and o so entertaining pasttime. Plus, you know you like it.

>> You are always broke in December because its the end of the year. Its like the end of the month times 12.

>> You are never happy with the women that choose you, because if they were so great you would have chose them.

>> Last but NOT least, the women you choose are SUPERFLUOUSLY flawed because they are...women. You as a man just dont get it.

AND I'M THRU!

(mzphat slams down the mike and exits stage left)

posted by Anonymous at 6:01 PM -