November 29, 2006 :: More random thoughts

The best line in a hop-hop song this year was uttered by Lil' Wayne.

Let's stop and think about that for a second. Yes, in my opinion, Lil' Weezie, from the Cash Money Clique (or however they are spelling it these days), had the best line in hip-hop this year. And I'm going to back it up.

Regular readers know I've voiced my opinion on the state of hip-hop before, once or twice. I'm not a fan per se of CMB or Wayne - I guess he's not calling himself "Lil" anymore since he's now of legal age and doesn't feel the need to honor the promise he made to his moms not to curse so she would let him be a rap artist at age 15 or whenever - but this one line was hot.

I'm not the only person that thinks this about this line, from "Stuntin Like My Daddy". Other people like it too, evidenced by the fact that I keep seeing people quote it. But the ironic part is this: everybody quotes it wrong. I guess that's because he sounds like his mouth is full of a bag of potato chips when he says it:

How you want it
Show me my opponents
(stuffs his mouth with a newspaper)
Thothamaoppomuth

It is my studied and learned opinion that the only way the line makes sense is if he says "Those are my opponents", i.e. he ate them for breakfast. But everyone I have seen quote it simply repeats the second line again - "Show me my opponents", which makes no sense at all. Of course, I might be giving him too much credit - maybe he did in fact repeat the second line, but that wouldn't be nearly as interesting. Next time you hear the song, listen closely, and then tell me what you think.

Moving on to other topics.... I have a crush on Wanda Sykes. For those of you who know me and know something about my tastes, you might see a pattern with past crushes. It won't last, and I sure as hell am not going to try to explain it. But if you happen to run into her within the next 60 days, put in a good word for me.

And one last rant.... Why did I not discover until yesterday that my DC driver's license expires today? Other places I've lived just mailed me a new license, or at least a reminder if I owed parking tickets (and we won't get into my relationship with parking tickets right now). Thanks DC... just where I wanted to spend my birthday, the DMV!


November 02, 2006 :: Lessons from Halloween

I know Halloween was two days ago, and we Americans don't really like looking back at holidays but instead look forward, but there are some observations I had that I just have to share with you all: