August 13, 2005 :: For the single among us

Eight reasons sleeping alone is great:

1. Hog all the covers to yourself.


2. You can fart freely.


3. Snoring doesn't bother anyone, unless you wake yourself up.


4. No struggle to remember someone's name.


5. No awkward bed-sharing positions.


6. Knowing where your underwear is.


7. No morning walk of shame. Everything is done under cover of darkness.


8. No one has to sleep in the wet spot!

posted by Rainmayun at 10:25 AM -