June 21, 2005 :: Chastity, but no prudence

Want to get your wife, girlfriend or daughter a stylish and shackling gift at the same time? Get her some forget-me-not panties. They will allow you to keep careful tabs on her health and location from wherever you are.

Heart-rate or body temperature rising? She might be having a heatstroke. Arrive at her rescue thanks to the Sensatech technology.

Worried about her spending too much at the mall? See when she goes and how long she spends there.

And remember, when the pantyMap technology shows that she's running through the alley and the woods behind your house, chances are she hasn't gone feral, but that she's placed them around the dog's neck as a joke!

Hours of endless fun! Order today!

posted by Rainmayun at 3:31 PM -