April 27, 2005 :: Married people need not apply

For some reason, I find the warning on this page to be uproariously hilarious. I guess there probably are a whole lot of married men trolling for sneak tips, jumpoffs and side pieces online. But the referenced Title 18, Part I, Chapter 63, Section 1343 of the U.S. Code suggests that such deception only constitutes fraud if money or property is involved. I guess that means that True.com considers women (or at least the relevant portions of said women) to be property. Of course, I am not a lawyer, so none of this can be construed as legal advice, just my own random musings.